Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

Kerbal Space Program

An amazing spaceship building simulator that got some bad reviews because the devs updated the EULA and some people read it wrong. Developed by Squad and published by Private Division

Kerbal Space Program in a nutshell...
Kerbal #1: Hey, what if our ship exploded mid-flight?
Kerbal #2: Don't worry, it was well designed.
Narrator: It was not well designed...
Ship: *explodes mid-flight*

by Lilhappi June 14, 2018

twelve step program

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever

Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes

by cornholio October 11, 2003

kerbal space program

The hardest game ever made.

I'm going to play Kerbal Space Program!
*seconds later
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Jedediah is Gone! October 26, 2013

Kerbal Space Program 2

The best game that you dream of which will never release.

Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2023
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2024
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2025

by Matt Free March 9, 2021

Terrorist Surveillance Program

Term that the White House invented in order to sway public opinion on President Bush's illegal wiretapping of American Citezens without court warrants.

Typical Republican: We need the Terrorist Surveillance Program in order to protect our national security.

Republican Hack: Democrats are unpatriotic because they oppose the Terrorist Surveillance Program

by rootgroove February 15, 2006

then kerbal space program happened

a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.

shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened

by whydoiwannaDIE April 5, 2021