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proctor

when someone ruins your night by trying to rap in front of everybody, then fails miserably
"shit man, dont do a proctor onstage infront of all those people!"
by KSGNENWHOGNGO September 2, 2009
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proctogenarian

proctologist- someone who treats ass holes all day.
octogenarian- someone who is 80 years old.
"Proctogenarian"- an 80 year old ass hole.
Maynard was running around the house in his speedo yelling
'Michael Flatley!!', practicing his RiverDance routine. Mildred just thought he was acting like a "proctogenarian".
by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008
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procyongender

ok so basically ur gender is like idk, it has many or multiple definitions according to your pov to the point where it’s out of your reach and your gender is just in the sky like a constellation

pronouns: pro/cyon/procy/proself
Person 1 did you hear about Person 3 today? pro now identifies as procyongender and uses pro/cyon
Person 2 oh lit, i think procy gender is rlly cool. i’ll respect the hell out of cyon like a decent human being who respects xenogenders
by leafysoup September 18, 2021
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Procon

The nickname given to someone when it has been decided that that they are more likely of two persons that you would rather engage in coitus with.
person A: "Who would you rather do, Price or Pattinson?"

person B: "Price obviously, he is a total procon."
by ItIsConfidential November 26, 2011
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proctospazm

A cramp in the sphincter ranging from a light pucker to a full on chute constriction.

A feared person who causes your sphincter to pucker.

A tight wad.
All that diarhhea made my anus cramp, man what a bad proctospazm.

Every time I see that proctospazm it makes me nervous.

That dude didn't pay his share, what a proctospazm.
by 3dPulP March 4, 2010
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procyon

hey i just googled what is the scientific name for a raccoon, its literally procyon!
by wisepigeon September 17, 2021
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spencer proctor

a little bitch. probably had curly hair and can’t talk to girls. also probably had a small thin penis. the biggest bitch around. would lose to a paraplegic blind mentally challenged midget in a fight.
oh my god you see that little bitch over there???

yea i do. it must be spencer proctor
by MURFCAT January 24, 2023
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