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Lily, The Great Procrastinator

I LOVE TO replace high-priority actions with tasks of lower priority. I ALSO LOVE doing stuff for my enjoyment, and thus putting off important tasks to a later time.
Lily, The Great Procrastinator once thought about conquering the Nation of Panem but chose to watch Sailor Moon instead.
by THEGIRLONFIRE October 9, 2012
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procrastinate

To put off,and many times never to get done,or try to complete in the last Hr. People who don't finnish the job.
Other people will lose interest in depending on you. To procrastinate could cause you to miss a very important meeting, the roof will link, that tire will blow, the Dog will eck in the house, your wife will leave you.
I'll do it tomorrow...Procrastinated homework that is incomplete...You will get an F . It's a very bad habit to get cought up with.

Do what has to be done, and do it now.
If you procrastinate it may never get done.
by Maria Montass December 14, 2009
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Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?
by JuHwang September 9, 2011
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Procrastibation

When one procrastinates by masterbating.
I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.
by jimmydercat November 2, 2010
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professional procrastinator

a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.
Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator
by Jacknauf May 2, 2011
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procrastinate

To drag one's ass in such a pathetic manner as to ensure one's place in life as a complete loser.
Courtney had a lot of potential, but because she would procrastinate, she now lives in a cardboard box on the street.
by MiraRen July 30, 2008
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procrastinate

1. (intransitive) To put off; to delay taking action; to wait until later.

2. (transitive) To put off; to delay something.
"...procrastinate the inevitable." - Dick Vitale

He procrastinated until the last minute and had to stay up all night to finish.
by Yanky1990 November 10, 2010
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