Procraftination

The act of sybaritic faffing perfected and honed into a unique art form by one who seeks to avoid or postpone inescapable responsibilities

He was undoubtedly the kungfu master of Procraftination, often simultaneously mastering the art of podiatry masturbation and dental confabulation in avoidance of necessary undertakings such as reproductive copulation.

by LeChat69 October 15, 2010

prarie dogging

In a large, open plan, cubical filled office, this is where one inmate (or employee) stands up in his/her cubicle and looks arround. This is often followed by other office workers standing up and looking around to see what all the fuss is about, in a style reminiscent of those loveable creatures, prarie dogs.

First coined by Scott Adams in a Dilbert comic strip.

In their natural environment 'employees' can often be seen prarie dogging, in case they are missing something more interesting than work.

by robcraine January 11, 2006

Bella Poarch

A grown ass tiktoker from the navy who tries her best to look like a 10 year old to get Sushibae and the rest of her millions of followers with pedophilic tendencies a boner, cries over someone saying they want to drop a haymaker on her, and does so little it makes it seem like Charli Damelio has talent.

Person 1:Hey you know Bella Poarch?
Person 2: Oh yeah that tiktoker with no talent?
Person 1:Yeah her!

by CockSucker29 September 15, 2020

Grogan Prarie Dog

The act of 'Prarie Dogging' with a 'Grogan' in one single move. That is, when your poo is still hanging on to your anal sphincter and simultaneously touches the water in the toilet bowl and you subsequently manage to suck the poo back into your anal canal. It is readily accepted as the "ultimate move" when taking a dump.

Holy ****! Dave! Come here man, I'm pretty sure I just shat a Grogan Prarie Dog! I slurped that sucker right back up!

by groganjosh February 16, 2010

proactualize

To proactively actualize. For example, to seek out, identify and implement an envisaged improvement to a business process. A portmanteau of proactive and actualize. Favored by management consultants.

He proactualized the implementation of the empowerment of the new VP to accomplish the objectives for which she was recruited.

Our immediately utilizable recommendations ameliorating the Q3 challenges also include proactualization of the various deliverables envisaged in the penultimate section of the following management oversight review.

Proactualize THIS, sucker... (spoken while placing a resignation letter on a project manager's desk.)

by Lesbrarian April 10, 2010

prarthana

sexu

prarthana fuck me

by Hage’s jahsbs March 11, 2021

bella poarch

a girl on tiktok who got hype by lipsyncing to 'm m m m m to the b' while crossing her eyes and pouting
was also recently in major tea for having a racist tattoo resembling the Rising Sun design
the literal human definition of uwu and 🥺

girl : 'omg i love korea i never meant to get an offensive tattoo uwu uwu!!,'
literally everyone : 'omg what a bella poarch,'

by woah another asian girl September 15, 2020