Procrastibating

When you masturbate to put off doing work.

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."

by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017

Procrastineating

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.

Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!

by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017

Procrastineating

delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing

"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"

by Mandixoxo April 18, 2018

Procrastidating

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.

"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"

by @millierossinc September 7, 2017

Procrastibating

When you procrastinate on cumming Whilst masturbating buy not trying to finish off

I was procrastibating but i only lasted 5 minutes

by 696969696969yomum November 20, 2018

Procrastineating

Avoiding doing work by going to get a snack instead.

"Are you in the kitchen again? Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"I'm just procrastineating."

by King Nosmo September 3, 2020

procrapstinating

When you are sitting on the turlet, offloading a dump for about an hour instead of doing your work.

See Procrapstinate

Wyatt was supposed to be working but instead, he's in the shitter, procrapstinating.

by Darkling Toddles June 23, 2021