darius printer

that indian kid who gives you his muffins and plays minecraft and you love very dearly(as a friend)

darius printer is cold

by amy_xx1234 November 15, 2019

Printer

Code for vape

Guy: "Hey man have you seen my 'printer?'"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Earlier I took a pretty fat hit of your va... printer."
Guy 3: "Hey can y'all shut up and pass the printer?"
Guy 2: "Can't. We misplaced it."

by ill take a #1 February 9, 2020

No Printer

Factual, referring to truth. A fax machine is being used instead of a printer, making a play on words to say "facts"

No printer, the game was game changing.

by apotter96 March 26, 2024

Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.

"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

schrödingers epson printer

when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.

Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”

by thekingggg April 28, 2024

printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. June 30, 2014

Printer

Woman capable of having kids

"looking for girls with printers"

by Abc27cg October 10, 2021