Pressure makes Diamonds 

A saying used by fools. Make's no sense. Stab me with sporq.

thx

I heard that Hannah turned out well! Sure! Dude! YEaHHAHEHE Pressure makes Diamonds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pressure makes Diamonds by MEMESFORTHENIGHT October 9, 2023

Pressure cooker syndrome 

When you can't help but be a pain in the ass to someone..

J-bird was being nice to the partyline till his Pressure cooker syndrome kicked in and he started taking hot shots for laughs..

Pressure cooker syndrome by The_Elite_Trucker_Group January 31, 2024

Pressure cooker 

To fart in a car when driving, then disable the electric windows so your passengers are trapped

The drive to Geneva was ruined by a pressure cooker from Harsch.

Pressure cooker by Simba and Oscar April 26, 2024

Pressure Maxxing 

Pressure Maxxing, the art of grasping one’s penis at the verge of climax to build up nut in the shaft the urethra gains potential energy causing a massive fookin shot.

I heard dave has been pressure maxxing recently.

Fuck yeah, dave knows the method

Pressure Maxxing by Idontfwnigs October 17, 2024

Pressure in the other direction

Oh god, I donno, I mean we definitely can't publicize the fact that the AI is stolen and there's a right wing conspiracy to steal it.

Hym "I don't know if that will create pressure in the other direction but... You know... I'll get control of it either way but like... I am NOT a fun guy, like, AT ALL... Ya know? But hey, whatever man. You guys do you. See how that works. Literally everything I do works UP TO AND INCLUDING creating AI with urban dictionary posts so... Yeah. Whatever."

Pressure in the other direction by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

Pressure washing 

The art of pissing into a person's bum hole at full force giving a pressure washer like effect

Tom- "I'm really into pressure washing, I did it to Connor last night"
Connor- "I would do it again are you free at 8?"

Pressure washing by Kiddy man February 24, 2025

Pressure cooking 

The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!

Ugh, you gotta stop pressure cooking the car bro—now it smells like a hotbox of regret in here!

Pressure cooking by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025