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Premarital handholding

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself
bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld
by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019
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Premium Gay

The '+' in LGBTQ+. In order to achieve Premium Gay, one must pay a subscription, or identify as AT LEAST every color of the rainbow, and four or more genders. Your sexual preference must also be Pansexual or Potsexual.
I met someone at a Biden Rally one time. They claimed to have a degree in Gender Studies, and that they were Pansexual. My response, "So, like... Premium Gay?".
by Sheo-Vile October 3, 2020
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premember

To foretell - accurately.
A regular verb.
Just as remember is in the past - after an event looking back, so premember is something you do before an event, looking ahead.
Just as the French have a phrase 'deja vu' we English use premember; so - "Shall we premember the score of tonight's big match?"
or
"There he sits, premembering his order at the chip shop."
"Yeah, and I'll have a large cod with vinegar, no salt; d'you reckon he'll premember that?"
by railtracksurvivor January 16, 2009
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Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
by mave73 October 9, 2008
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Premake

All the tunes on Metallica's Garage Inc. records
I betcha didn' know Breadfan from Metallica's Garage Inc Vol. II was actually a premake by a band called Budgie?
by Der Gelb Baron October 20, 2010
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PremiumDonovan

PremiumDonovan aka don
- go white boy go
- gets carried by rektnerdsamgood in YBA
- c moon user

- will spam ez
- big virgin
lol its PremiumDonovan , be aware he will do the "cmoon combo on you"
by lexlikesprofatnoobs May 19, 2021
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pornhub premium

The membership in which young children and horny teenagers spend hours upon hours trying to get for free
Wow dude, I so want pornhub premium, but don't want to ask my mom
by Rango August 22, 2017
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