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Premont

The small town midway between San Antonio and Mexico that few people have heard of. Known for its one stop light, The Saloon, Rodeos and kick ass chicken fried steak sold at Oasis Restaurant.

This town has that amazing small town feel but like all small towns it comes with the wanna be's who start drama all over town.

Commonly mistaken for Fremont.
random person, "Hey where are you from?"
you,"Premont"
random person, "Damn Fremont, how do you like Cali?"
you, "Premont! With a P!"
by yyyelhsA November 7, 2011
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Procon

The nickname given to someone when it has been decided that that they are more likely of two persons that you would rather engage in coitus with.
person A: "Who would you rather do, Price or Pattinson?"

person B: "Price obviously, he is a total procon."
by ItIsConfidential November 26, 2011
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precondition

An invalid excuse for not conducting diplomatic relations with Iran; Doublespeak for "It's my way or the high way". This word is a loaded term used to invalidate the whole idea of Foreign Diplomacy, especially for the purposes of making peace and avoiding war.
"My opponent, Barrack Obama wants to meet with the leaders of Iran without 'precondition". ;- Basically saying, yeah we'll meet with you but only to give the the opportunity to agree to the terms that WE set forth; all is non-negotiable.
by Nico Salazar January 13, 2009
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predonculous

A combination of two words - predictable and ridonculous (I know, I know). When someone or something is predictably ridonculous.
Tom: Yo, what did you think of the Borat movie?
Dan: It was hilarious, the naked wrestling scene was predonculous!
by freedom17 October 31, 2011
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Premonition

Being able to see the future with clarity. Transparencey driven by fact (data)
I was able to choose the best attorney for my case with premonition as there win rate the best for the case.
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prefontaine

(adj) Ended "before its time had come."
-Did you hear The O.C. was canceled?
-Yeah, I wasn't expecting such a prefontaine season!
by Shawndo March 21, 2008
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precoytal

before you begin sex
"I am always precoytal"-How I Meet Your Mother.
by PaperDollKat July 2, 2011
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