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prayers man

Alfie is a prayers man he is gay
by Mr.PumPum October 23, 2018
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Prayer Problem

N.)

One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."

You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Prayer Palms

In attempt to fist a female with both hands, when the girl is too tight, you stick both palms of the hands together in a prayer position to stretch open the vagina.
I couldn't double fist her, so instead I used prayer palms to spread open her pussy.
by Facedownazzup November 22, 2018
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prayer bowl

the prayer bowl is all of the prayer in a certain place, take a classroom for example, focused into one signfied prayer bowl

people that pray are this "prayer bowl" are granted good fortune for eternity
The monks quietly kneel before the prayer bowl in order to acheive true happiness.
by roy the seducist October 27, 2010
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Prayer Basket

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.
If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.
by String Theory Sally July 5, 2018
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Dial-a-Prayer

Calling 9-1-1 for emergency services in any large city. Response time is so poor that you'll be dead before help arrives anyway.
I called Dial-A-Prayer but the soonest they can get anyone out is 45 minutes.
by Willycallit August 11, 2012
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Prayers are Sprayers

Girls who are seemingly innocent are often the most kinky.
Dude I heard she goes to church with her family every Sunday.

You know what they say, Prayers are Sprayers.
by Idkmanireallydk August 2, 2022
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