Stirring the Porridge 

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

Stirring the Porridge by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

blue veined porridge gun 

A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...

"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"

blue veined porridge gun by rubypuppateaux October 26, 2009

cock porridge 

the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.

drinking cock porridge

cock porridge by rojer ramjet June 11, 2006

Panty Porridge 

noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.

Margaret sneezed and her knickers filled with Panty Porridge

Panty Porridge by Twll Tin June 20, 2011

texas porridge 

(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.

Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?

texas porridge by phillydrifter November 14, 2010

Ghetto porridge 

Saltine crackers crushed into ramen broth, then stirred together.

Leroy wasn't feeling full after his bowl of instant noodles, so he crushed some crackers into the soup to make himself some ghetto porridge.

Ghetto porridge by Roth Vantage November 11, 2018

Bad Porridge 

Something a guy named Nick aka “Wick Nisely” uses to refer to something posted on Facebook as lame.

“I’m sorry, but your responses are like bad porridge.”

Bad Porridge by Mbk13 December 8, 2018