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Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.
On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.
by Goatified March 9, 2021
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Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch
“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey
by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021
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Porch monkey

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Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.
Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.
by Fischhead September 14, 2021
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