ALABAMA PORCH MONKEY

a derogatory word for a person of African descent; a negro

1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.

by Pittovsky January 22, 2006

fruithole

the anal orifice of the male homosexual

1. Tony got his fruithole slammed all night long.
2. Fill my fruithole with hot cum.

by Pittovsky January 22, 2006