Porch Light 

Someone who attracts trouble, or crazy people.
Like a porch light attracts bugs and unwanted pests, i.e. mosquitos.

"No, trust me. You don't want to hang out with her, she's a porch light"

Porch Light by SICKcity July 11, 2009

porch monkey 

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

porch monkey by Bob December 17, 2003

porch monkey 

A newly defined word via the Clerks sequel: A person who sits idly by watching the world pass them. A bum. A worthless loser.

Randal Graves: My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey 'cause I'd sit on the porch all day starin' at people. It's not a racial slur!

porch monkey by JudasIscariot July 22, 2006

Porch Monkey Alley 

A street in an African American neighborhood that usually has nigglets that could run out in front of your car at any given moment.

Well, im about to drive down Porch Monkey Alley; i better get off the phone here and dodge the nigglets.

Porch Monkey Alley by t21ayUK January 23, 2009

Porch Monkey 

Porch Monkey, noun

A black guy or nigger that lives in texas that sits on a chair outside or fence and complaining about the rednecks all day and usually sounding like a midget.

*porch monkey stares at redneck walking by*

Redneck walking by: errr why is this nigger staring at us

Porch monkey: hell I hate u rednecks and how u guys look ehh with your pickup trucks and playing wit guns and racist and shit *mumbles*

redneck walking by: ok...

Porch Monkey by lolaturfacel33t November 2, 2009

Porch Monkey 

Porch Monkey- Anyone who is lazy and has others do their work while they sit on the porch watching like a damn monkey!

"Ya'll go on down to the field and work til dark, while I stay here on the porch and look stupid." Kindof like slavery, we did all the work to build this country while others just watched from the porch. "Porch Monkey"

Porch Monkey by Tony G23 March 2, 2010

PORCH MONKEY 

PORCH MONKEY(s): a person/group of people sitting on a porch conversating talking loud.

GUY:I wonder whats going on over there?

GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud

GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING!! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"

PORCH MONKEY by P.FIELDS creator of "crowface" April 24, 2009