poon cakes

an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with

come here poon cakes and give me some sugar

by poonmaster3000 April 25, 2007

poonsquirt

A general term of oppobrium; slang insult.
Literally: the squirt ie ejaculate from a poon ie vagina; a woman's cum.

Jojo: "Wow, you really suck at this game!"
Dan: "Oh shut up you poonsquirt!"

by Casey Jo November 14, 2005

Poon Hand

The hand you just put in a lady's vag.

*High five*
Dude#1: "Poon hand!"
Dude#2: "Ah, shit."

by Wentz March 5, 2007

poon sniffer

When a man or a lesbian women sticks there nostrils into a womans vaginal region

(in a southern accent) Man,that fat dike is such a poon sniffer

by wyatt &bobby July 12, 2007

Poon Chops

when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.

I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!

Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!

by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010

poomsin

coming onto someone with sufficient tekkers

that brer is bare poomsin you get me ?

by tekkersfam123 March 6, 2011

Poon Plague

A combination of 15 different STDs including Chlamydia, Genital warts, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, AIDS and Syphilis.

Guy 1: Damn homie that bitch I fucked las night had all kinds of STDs

Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague

by Idiotwithacomputer September 10, 2011