A wild pony is a super hot woman (Usually blonde and from Spain or Italy) that fucks incredibly good and is like a she devil in bed. Every one wants her but only 1 percent of men can handle her. She will fight, scratch and yell her way out of situations she doesn't agree with. Afterwords she is the most loving and porn star fuckable woman ever. You keep her around for her loving moments and fuck abilities.
Yo man... did you see Chets girl she got pissed and smashed his truck up with a bat! Ya... then she just wiggled that smokin ass and took him to the room. Man... that girl is a wild pony! Watch out!
by Harshy1 June 16, 2015
Get the Wild ponymug. by Old man withers September 3, 2005
Get the Porcelain Ponymug. The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy
Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day
Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day
by Velvet.Exe January 2, 2020
Get the Pony Jarmug. To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.
by Molekula Apelsina March 14, 2014
Get the alimony ponymug. The infamous shot of alcohol whereby it is customary to yell, "THUNDER PONY" prior to drinking the shot.
by Thunder Pony Fan October 29, 2014
Get the Thunder Ponymug. The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
by Sexjelly October 28, 2007
Get the owns poniesmug. by Major Tanksley April 8, 2006
Get the Class Ponymug.