Ponks

Shortened version of post-drinks. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to 'pre-drinks' or 'prinks'.

Despite already being totally wankered, they decided to head back to Matt's for ponks.

The party turned out to be be disappointing, so the lads decided to leave early and ponked at Jonny's instead.

by fromtheJtotheB June 12, 2012

Ponkum

1. Cum in a pond.

2. An evil gopher that lives in a tree and feeds off male genitalia several times daily, increasing in size.

1. That girl made me Ponkum

2. I was walking home with my boyfriend when suddenly a Ponkum jumped out and ate his nuts.

by iamnotchrishaha June 29, 2011

Ponka

When a dog is cute af

Matt: that dog is so ponka.

by Kelap October 29, 2019

Ponky promise

A mega promise between dem and haz after demi misspelled pinky multiple occasions.

"Are you ok harry?"
"Yes demi I'm ok.."
"Ponky promise me?"
"ponky promise."

by Demibateiscool May 11, 2020

Ponkie klappen

Smoking a cigarette

I'm going to klap a ponkie, we are going a ponkie klappen

by NIELS MOTHERFUCKONG WILDEBOER January 21, 2021

ponkerz

ponkerz: they are very pretty and nice also they like the color yellow and have a dog

They make lots of people happy especially a specific person in mind <33

ponkerz is hot

by 7777777SEVEN7777777 June 22, 2021

Ponkerz

My very pretty gf she really likes eyes also which I like about her and she’s rad,I also love her very much <33

Ponkerz deserves the world

by 7777777SEVEN7777777 June 22, 2021