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toilet seat polio

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.
Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.
by rwcraiden October 27, 2015
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Jackson Pollocked

When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'
I could not use that stall because someone Jackson Pollocked all over it.
by SwedishNinja April 29, 2010
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Cross-pollinated

The act of having unprotected sex with one partner and then, without showering, having unprotected sex with a different partner, thus transferring the residue, juices, and secretions between the two parties either with or without their knowledge.
Gentleman 1: "Last night I had sex with Amber and this morning I had sex with Brittany. I didn't take a shower in between."

Gentleman 2: "It seems as though you've cross-pollinated...well done!"
by XxdynoxX July 21, 2015
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Pollock

A word you cannot use to describe another polish person unless you are also a pollock.
polish person 1: Yo pollock!
polish person 2: Wassup pollock?
black person: Hey pollocks!
both polish people: shut up you racist!
by Treii28 February 5, 2010
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Jackson Pollock

When a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.
He had some bad clams and vomited a huge Jackson Pollock on the wall.
by bjmike February 10, 2010
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Jackson Pollock

1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter

2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.
She's such an unpleasant person; I hope she gets a Jackson Pollock tonight!
by IDZ December 28, 2005
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Pollock

A slang term for a Polish person.
That stupid Pollock.
by Fujar July 15, 2008
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