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expressionist

An expressionist personalizes everything they own, are extremely creative and all around bad ass. Their hair is never natural but always all their own style, all of their accessories are home made and all of their clothes edited. Although they are strong minded and will never stand down in a fight they are generally more caring than "popular" kids, which are normally looked down upon by expressionists.
"Look at that girl with the duct tape belt having a yelling match with Shelly!"
"I know. What an expressionist!"
by graffittiart February 19, 2012
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sexual expressionist

its in our nature to want to have sex. what used to be an instinctive act of procreation has shifted towards modern ideas of pleasure. some people get it with one lifelong partner, some live off seriality.

so next time you encounter a sexual expressionist, look at it this way: they only want to ensure eternal life (population), they only want to save the world
"Are you a sexual expressionist? Which type are you?"
by Krkič February 11, 2020
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Abstract Expressionism

- noun
an “artistic” movement reflective of post-WWII America’s industrial dominance. Just as GM was able to slap together shitty cars & dump them on the “free” world, American "artists" figured they could slap any shit they wanted onto a canvas & declare it artistically "relevant". As the philosopher P.T. Barnum observed, a sucker’s born every minute, & so the shit sold.

A major reason these artists sucked was they couldn’t stay inside the lines. They side-stepped this seeming career-killer by ignoring the lines & marketing themselves as rebellious, anarchic, idiosyncratic & nihilistic which explains A LOT about why the “art” looks the way it does… when you set out to paint shit, you end up with art that looks like shit.

Eventually the art world caught on to the scam, forcing the “artistes” to rebrand themselves as trailblazers in other bogus schools like “Post-painterly Abstraction”, “Color Field Painting”, “Lyrical Abstraction”, “Action Painting”, “Minimal Art”, “Post-minimalism”, & eventually some crap labeled "Neo-expressionism", a style so insignificant it barely escaped the late-70s. Given the paucity of talent in the artists who inspired them (e.g., Amedeo Modigliani, Max Jacob) it’s no wonder their works have the aesthetic appeal of a dog’s breakfast. Truth be told, most were frustrated poseurs who couldn't handle composition & perspective, & burned out on cocaine in the 70s to escape their anger at just missing the free-love movement of the 60s.
Chip: Hey, Dale. I didn’t know Hunter S. Thompson did Abstract Expressionism painting… hope you didn’t spend much on that piece of crap you hung in the foyer.

Dale: I’ll have you know that’s a Michael Petroni… one of Neo-expressionism’s finest artistes!

Chip: If that’s the good stuff, save me from the rest of it. And hang that monstrosity somewhere else, like the attic.
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Hotel Expressionism

Far different from vandalism (such as throwing a television out of the window by its cord), but serious irrepairable structural damage to a Hotel Room. Generally associated with personal injury, destruction of personal property and/or inebriation. Essentially, general mayhem.
"Sorry about the bill for that Hotel Expressionism last night, but I'm an artist you know."

or

"Nice use of the minibar last night in your Hotel Expressionism exhibit"
by Matt Yee April 30, 2006
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Expressionive

Being expressing in stuff. Like an anger clap and a happy clap.
(Borrowed from Parker Plays) It sounds like a happy clap, but its not. Happy clap: (Claps). Anger clap: (Claps harder). Very expressionive.
by Birbot May 27, 2019
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