Points on the package

In the dope game, this refers to a dealer getting a percentage of the net profits, as opposed to getting a flat salary.

After a year of sellin them things on the corner, Tyrone be gettin' points on the package now.

by Negro Joe April 3, 2009

point guard

in a basketball team the job of the point guard is to bring the ball up the court and to initiate the plays. They are usually a smaller player in the team and possess strong ball handling and long range shooting abilities.

"and the miami point guard, jason williams, sets it up"

by kendle_cranks2 June 19, 2006

IGNorant Pointers

A group of spammers on IGN.

"OMGZORZ! HE IS TEH IGNorant Pointer!!1!ONE! CALL TEH MODS!!!"

by Teh alias December 12, 2004

cash point cripple

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.

Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser

by janeizgood March 13, 2008

philly points

When the hairline of your sideburns is cut to come to a point.

Yo you got dem philly points wit dat fresh ass fade kid.

by Nick609 April 7, 2008

Dick Points

The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.

Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.

Example one:

Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!

Guy2: So fucking what?

Guy1: LOL you must like have 3

Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit

Guy1: LOL stfu n00b

Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?

Example two:

Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111

Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.

by Dintastic January 20, 2009

Chill Points

Points awarded for being chill.

"I got yelled at by this bitch today and I just walked away"
"You get mad chill points for that one, bro."

by emily&scott6318 May 11, 2009