phailure

When the Phillies lose it is classified as Phailure.

Did you see that phailure last night.

by MangerCo April 22, 2011

Pail

Anal passage

Her vagina was sore, so I threw one in her pail.

by Baldwin Stalker May 21, 2011

Pailwhack

To be whacked by a pail

"Here comes a nice pailwhack!"

by Yanks November 17, 2004

p-mail address

Usually of the yahoo,hotmail or any other free e-mail address domain, made for having nude pictures sent without having to download them to your computer. The 'p' meaning picture.

Yeah baby just send 'em to my p-mail address then i'll send you my pics.

by allienj June 26, 2008

phail

the same as a fail, but spelled with a "PH" for emphasis.

"i locked myself out of my own house, PHAIL"

by fathead431 September 23, 2009

Phailgasm

(fale*gaz*um)
(n)a failure at an activity or undertaking you had been engaged in.
(v)To fail, or have an unsuccessful result of an activity or undertaking

"I just phailgasm'd all over that test."

"ugh, i had a Phailgasm at halftime when i dropped the ball"

by Raymond Dyrimm January 10, 2009

pwail bandit

the pwail bandit is an unidentified elusive intelligent creature who rips out "its" pwails and spreads them in bathrooms across southern louisiana.... not to be confused with the bathroom bandit who usually smears shit and smegma all over the handles and walls of public bathrooms latest reports of shmearings in monroe,la port aurther,tx lake arthur,la jennings, la lafayette, la so be careful next time you grab the handle in the stall of mcdonalds in jennings louisiana or if your wanting to open the door at the citgo in henderson,la you might get a ass full of pwail if you sit down without checking

MAYNE DEM BOYZ DUN PWAILED UP DAT DADGUM BATROOUM IN DAT DERE THANG UP OVA DARE MAYNE WTF IS WRUNG WIT DEM DARE PPLZ MONEY? DAM MAIS DEY MUSHT BE ON DAT HEROIN OR SMOKING DAT GLASS DICK TEE!!! MAIS IT GOT TO BE DAT PWAIL BANDIT

by P-WHALE BANDIT July 6, 2009