Pre-pizza

The pizza that you eat just before eating another pizza (after which you may endulge in a post-pizza)

Example #1
Lucas:"What should we eat tonight?"
Malt: "How about pizza?"
Lucas:"That's cool. Let's go grab a pre-pizza first, though"

Example #2
Malt: "I'm doing cocaine. Wanna bump?"
Oliver: "No. i'll just go get a pre-pizza"

by Malt007 January 20, 2011

da pizz

A gansterized form of "what the peace?", which is an expression used by those who do not have enough balls to say "what the hell?!" or "what the fuck?!"

Smart kid: Dude, that test was so hard, did you know how to do any of it?"
Not-smart kid: Nope, I wrote "da pizz?!" for every single answer...but quit bitching, you probably got 100.

Bill: I just saw Alicia with another guy.
Dickwax: DA PIZZ???

by BillStillChillWiddit June 9, 2011

Rent Pizza

Pizza purchased with money that is already allocated for that month's rent.

"Too poor to eat, gotta dip into the savings and buy me some Rent Pizza!"

by Ernie the Fourth February 21, 2012

california pizza roll

While giving anal outdoors in the summer, you donkey punch her so hard, she spews liquid shit everywhere, resembling an exploded pizza roll.

Ayo girl, want a california pizza roll?

by BabyWhiteSeal May 10, 2016

Sauced Pizza

When you blow a load on a girls face who has acne.

"Dude, I sauced kimmie's pizza last night. So rugged!!!!" - Sauced Pizza

by bkfta June 6, 2017

sad pizza

When you have no topping on your pizza because you're lactose intolerant. Then your pizzaflops over sadly.

Amelia was eating sad pizza at school, while her friends looked at her strange.

by Aly T. March 1, 2018

Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton

Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done

by take a chance babe August 21, 2010