Picard Maneuver

What Jean Luc Picard Does whenever danger is around ,Disapears in to his ready room.
Well he is French after all!

Riker: Sir we are surrounded by Romulans!
Riker: sir?
Riker: Where's the Captain?
(INTERCOM): No1 I am in my ready room drinking Tea ,you deal with it!
Data :The Captain has performed the Picard Maneuver

by James T Kirk June 1, 2006

pietard

Similar to mootard, with more emphasis on the subject's obesity.

You fat, ugly retard. You're a pietard.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

piptard

Only applicable on the coolest fora ever:
A fucktard, but the word fuck has been replaced with the word pip, due to annoying censors.

"James Blunt is a piptard."

"You're such a fucking piptard."

by Apparatus October 21, 2007

Picard position

The two-handed facepalm position made famous by Captain Jean-Luc Picard. For use in cases of intense disappointment, soul-wrenching ethical distress, or upon witnessing profound fail.

When Wesley failed his drive test for the ninth time, his mom promptly assumed the Picard position.

by Martin Wandering May 10, 2011

Petard

A person entirely too stupid to live.
Somebody who is equally a Pider and a Retard.

Why the hell did you invite that petard out tonight?

by MaximoSuchka June 4, 2018

PETArds

A member of the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Some fucking PETArds just stole my steak.

by Beefchoker January 11, 2008

petarded

A slang commonly used by those who observe the misuse or "rushing" of units known as petards in Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings.

That was so damn petarded!

by Massive Johnson Esquire February 23, 2003