serving pies

A pie is a kilogram of cocaine.

'Where your ass was at, dog, when I was serving pies?' -Future, Where Ya At (2015)

by Yung Dagger Duck June 19, 2017

Unclogging the pipes

1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.

Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)

by Obligatory Dick Joke May 5, 2015

loud pipes

cars that make that loud noise wit tha pipes. almost always being flashy with tha nice rims, a nice paint job, interior etc. made famous by the Cash Money Millionaires

"Loud pipes big rims whodi that's how I like it" -Lil Wayne

by INfaMousgUrL2002 August 1, 2004

fag-pire

Noun: term used to describe the so-called "vampires" in the Twilight series.

Dumb Bitch: I LOOOOOOVE TWILIGHT!!!
Me: Stop talking to me.
Dumb Bitch: EDWARD IS SOOOOO HOOTT!!! <3<3
Me: Who the hell is Edward?
Dumb Bitch: Uh...DUUHH!!! He's a VAMPIRE!!!
Me: More like "fag-pire"...

by quademic November 17, 2009

Cleaning out his pipes

-a more sophisticated way of saying "sucking him dry". Basically, men are continually producing semen, and after several days the urge to cum becomes unbearable. So his gf/wife makes him ejaculate via fellatio/intercourse (the ejaculation is often both powerful and plentiful), then blows him for several more minutes, sucking out the rest of his love juice and swallowing it. The last steps are highly recommended to insure he is completely dry and empty.

-"Pipes" refer to the long, twisting canals of the interior male genitalia.

Daniel had gone to the East Coast to visit grad schools and did not get a chance to masturbate even ONCE during the trip. When he got back to Berkeley, Jamie, his fiancee, sensed he needed to shoot badly so she sat him down and immediately got to work cleaning out his pipes.

by G-Fang January 2, 2009

the pines

a neighborhood in medford, new york, where most of the street names end with pine
blackpine, redpine, scotchpine
alot of drugs and violence around that area

rob-i gotta walk through the pines tonight
tom- watch yourself there, its pretty bad and get outta there before it gets dark

by thatniggachill11232 January 3, 2008

porky pies

Porky pies rhymes with lies - Cockney rhyming slang.

You tellin' me porky pies?
You tellin' me porkies?

by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 9, 2004