When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
by AK41 December 18, 2017
Get the perfect pintingmug. To celebrate their anniversary, Jimmy's Pub is offering their appies and pints special two hours early!
by Babblefingers June 3, 2017
Get the appies and pintsmug. Literally a measurement of wriggling, dismembered male genitalia. Preferably served in a pint glass.
by JustJohnXCIV February 1, 2018
Get the pint of dicksmug. When trying to seduce a female, you must simply put your cock in a half filled pint glass( liquid of choice). once inserted the female will acknowledge how high the water level has increased, the higher the water level, the more masculine one will seem, increasing said males chances of reproduction
ben: did you fuck her ?
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it
by dick pint February 25, 2023
Get the dick pintmug. A pint of lager. Mostly said by the older generations who remember when Wrexham produced the majority of lager within the UK. However it should be continued as a symbol of pride in our alcoholic tendencies.
A pint of Wrexham, in fact make that 3, 3 shots of sammy b as well and a packet of crisps. What you having keitho la?
by 2hellas6 September 9, 2009
Get the Pint of wrexhammug. The noble and heroic act of consuming a Pint's worth of spirits in the space of 60 minutes. World-renowned for its role in the completion of operation Dong. The golden pint is known to cause sexual assault when done incorrectly.
by Slick operator 123 May 31, 2019
Get the Golden Pintmug. A girl who hangs around, has sex with meth dealers in exchange for their drugs. Pint hoes usual are homeless girls who steal, lie, cheat their way through life. They can’t take care of themselves and cling to whatever guy will give them attention. Pint hoes will always deny being a pint hoe that’s how you know they are pint hoes.
“Do you know Megan? “
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
by Thisisntmyfirsttime September 9, 2019
Get the Pint Hoemug.