blond pineapple of death

a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) southern housewife; can ruin your entire day with one well-timed zinger, again delivered with a charming white smile of gorgeous veneers done by one of her husband's golf buddies. most often spotted at ladies' tea rooms and/or talbots, and can easily be recognized by the perfect blond coif, and usually (but not always) a shrill voice.

I ran in Talbot's today to pick up a sweater, and the blond pineapple of death rang me out. Sheesh.

by volhostess April 21, 2009

short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

by E February 21, 2005

pineappled

A flexible word, 'pineappled' refers to being fucked around or fucked up. Except in a worse way, (thanks to all those spiky bits).

Instead of saying 'I was fucked up the arse',

you would say;'I was pineappled'

by Morto September 6, 2005

Pineapple Shnobler

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time

Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.

by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012

i don't speak pineapple

something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something

The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.

by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009

pineapple upside down cake

The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.

We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.

by dawgtopper September 8, 2011

pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"

The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!

by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016