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You've Been Pimped

When a person uses other people to knowingly just FREAK other people out.
I was called into the office by my 2 bosses and I stormed in there all pissed off and ready to wrestle. I started yelling and swearing and pounding on things, Letting my freak flag fly waaaay high!.......I then retreated from their office into a room of 25 disbelieving people who probably thought I was going on permanent unemployment. HA! It was STAGED!!! Us three had planned the whole thing to freak you all right the freak OUT!! You've Been Pimped!! Aaaaand Youuuur Welllllllcome! HA! ;-)P
by wavesecho December 16, 2011
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pimpleton

one who is stupid and simple yet nasty like a pimple. Even if you could get over grossiosity you still couldn't stand the fugly retard
there was a girl/rat from nantucket that just wouldn't kick the bucket. trying to reason and tolerate twas insane, but b/c life was so mundane, sadly i couldn't complain. that is untill the day i won, a trip away from the pimpleton !
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and that's when i shot the pimpleton... muwhhahahahahaaha and was rewarded for doing the earth a service.
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some things just shouldn't be in the gene pool
by miss michele March 14, 2008
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Pimple

When you are a teenager and get something called acne
It’s a big bump, usually on your face, that is white and really gross.
Jack, you have a pimple on your face.
by chunkoforanges October 6, 2019
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pimple dick

when genital warts are on ones dick. causeing the dick to appear pimply
or when ones dick is as big as a pimple
1. ewww, my dick is all pimply. haha u have a pimple dick.
2. i hope i dont get a pimple dick
3. omg i heard johny has a pimple dick. haha and he told me it was big
by fredthefish December 9, 2008
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Now THAT'S a pimped out strat!

the ultimate sign of passion and affection for a stratocaster guitar
PERSON 1! hey i got this new strat

PERSON 2! Now THAT'S a pimped out strat!
by marl December 17, 2006
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Purple Headed Pimple

Alternative name for the end of man's penis (dick, prick, cock), especially when errect. ie. about to "pop".
Synonyms: Glans, knob, head, bell structure, helmet etc.
Man, if this chick doesn't stop teasing, i'm going to need time alone with a box of tissues and a jar of vasoline.......i'm going to pop the 'purple headed pimple'
by R1 2004 September 6, 2007
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Popped her pimple

When a girl is gives you a bj and refuses to swallow, you simultaneously smack both sides of her cheeks while she still holds your man-juice in her mouth and she spews your spunk back in your face. Her cheeks become red and cum covered just like popping a pimple.
Mary gave me a bj last night but wouldn't swallow, so I popped her pimple.
by JasonTheGr8 June 1, 2011
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