filthy Phelps

to blow a load on someone's face when they are wearing swimming goggles.

Ever since Nancy got that red eye, she's been afraid to take it on the face. now that she has goggles she wants the filthy Phelps all the time.

by pee didddy May 7, 2010

Phelpsed

The act of being totally and utterly destroyed by your opponent. Although the loser may be absolutely "owned", ownage just doesn't do it justice. In Phelps' case, he "owned" world class athletes while at times making it look silly. You see being "owned" could mean that you fought a good fight- better luck next time. But to be Phelpsed is on a whole different level. In this instance, the loser was horribly defeated to the point that there was no purpose for his or her participation in the event.

The French got fucking phelpsed in the Olympics

by dhrdfggg October 16, 2008

Mr. Phelps

A nickname for the monkey that does your errands.

"Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to bring me bananas from the grocery store. Should you be caught by animal control, I will deny any ownership of you. Good luck Jim."

by clockwrist August 21, 2008

Michael Phelps

Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination

Holy crap how many medals does that guy have

Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien

by redhawk23 October 12, 2008

Phelpsian feat

To achieve the pinnacle of greatness in an athletic endeavor. Coined by Aaron Peirsol in post-commentary after Phelps one his 8th gold in Beijing 14th overall. Phelps has overthrown Spitz, so no longer can ridiculous amounts of gold medals or success be deemed Spitzian Feats. Phelpsian Feats.

She sprinted all the way to first place to win by a hundredth of a second, that's a pretty Phelpsian feat.

by laama greenface October 12, 2008

Phlashing

A sexual act performed by a pair of old perverts on unassuming young men usually at boating lakes. The act involves getting a passer by to take a photo of one old man who pulls an erotic pose whilst an onlooking accomplice fondles himself off the photographers' anxiety.

"Hey Derek fancy going to the park for a spot of phlashing?"

by Brian Shitpeas June 14, 2016

Michael Phelps

swimming god

Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.

I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps

by taweesa March 3, 2011