Skip to main content

petting a giraffe

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.
girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!
by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006
mugGet the petting a giraffe mug.

Louisiana Petting Zoo

A sexual act involving several southern prostitutes and one surly gentlemen. The prostitutes (at least 3) are kept in a pen mimicking that of a petting zoo. The dude beats off and busts a fat ass nut all over the bitches, dispensing it like food to the hungry recipients.
Frank and several of his southern, female, prostitute friends are enjoying a splendid evening together when Frank suggests that the party perform a "Louisiana Petting Zoo." The ladies, being quite hungry and strangely animalistic, comply and are then herded quite hastily by Frank into the confines of the large wooden pen enclosure. Frank then exits the pen and walks near the viewing area where the bitches soon shuffle over on all fours. Frank then whips it out and starts beating it furiously until busting a nut all over, and thus feeding, the hungry prostitutes.
by Luongo Dongus October 25, 2009
mugGet the Louisiana Petting Zoo mug.
Related Words

petty bitching

to whine about something that has no importance or significance to do with anything else happening
J: It is now exactly 12:30
K: No! it is 12:31 and 20 seconds
G: will you two quit petty bitching!!!!!!
by Xavier Stone April 26, 2008
mugGet the petty bitching mug.

Pfettscher

A German-originating last name that is entirely too hard to pronounce and has many unnecessary letters. Often mistaken for a small European city.
"How do you pronounce 'Pfettscher'?"
"Heck if I know. Isn't that a city in Europe?"
by Sarah Pft October 18, 2008
mugGet the Pfettscher mug.

petting the cat

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.
by dinki August 24, 2003
mugGet the petting the cat mug.

pettish

A mix between childish and petty.
Leo was being rather pettish today

Kid; making lots of noise, and annoying his sister
Mum; stop being so dam pettish boy
by john pye February 18, 2008
mugGet the pettish mug.

Phatt Pants

Phatt Pants (also known as Phatties or Phatts) are loose fitting pants made from denim or other durable materials.

The pants are fitted to the waist, however expand towards the ground where the feet are completely covered by the pants due to their width. The pants are generally covered in different designs of reflective material, ravers take pride in making their own designs in order to display their individuality on the dance floor.

Phatt Pants are usually worn by ravers who dance to genres of music such as Hardstyle, Hardcore, Techno and other electronic music. They are most commonly associated with the dance known as the Melbourne Shuffle.

The purpose of covering the feet and the use of reflective materials is that when in a rave, only the reflectors can be seen, giving the impression that the dancer is gliding across the dance floor. They also just look totaly awesome!
Dude those are totally awesome Phatt Pants!

That guy looks amazing in those Phatties!

Far out! The Phatts make him glide!
by d5ive November 7, 2010
mugGet the Phatt Pants mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email