phantom cock

The lingering sensation a woman has in her nether regions after sex. The sensation is comperable to still having the man's penis in her vagina. This may last for several days especially if her lover was gifted.

"He was so hot in bed, I felt the phantom cock for days."

by Ja-Nay-nay January 3, 2008

phantom turd

a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there...

*splash* ooh sounded like a biggy! wa- heyyy? where did it go? damn spooky phantom turd!

by me old fruity September 25, 2005

Phantom Ejaculate

When a male is receiving penile stimulation in the dark and climaxes. Afterwards, the lights are turned on and no traces of ejaculate can be found...

Giver: Did you cum??
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...

by ruffyreborn November 20, 2009

phatorize

i. To render something lame.
ii. To remove alcohol from.
iii. To remove clothes from.

When Phil walked in sober and dropped his pants, he immediately phatorized the SLR. Dammit, Phil.

by Al Fatheta June 13, 2010

phantom fingers

When you've typed your password on your keyboard countless times so that your not paying attention and it's in your muscle memory, that's phantom fingers.
When you've done your locker combination so many times that youre not entirely sure what the combination is but you know how your hand moves that's phantom fingers.

Kid A: "So how did your date go with Lisa?"

Kid B: "It was fine. I fingered her, but i've done it so many times I've just got phantom fingers for her man."

Kid A: "...I could do it for you..."

by bangbang973 December 21, 2010

phantom poo

When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!

Woah, so freaky. I just had a phantom poo!

by cool_penguin_0 February 6, 2005

phantom jizz

this is where your jacking off and when you climax your so into it with your eyes rolled in the back of your head, you know you felt the jizz shoot from your dick but now you cant find where it went. and your frantically searching everywhere because you dont want your parents to accidentally find it.

phantom jizz

by 02tacomaman October 5, 2011