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kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body
by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012
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Roman phalanx

When four or more men get dressed in roman battle gear and bang each other while screaming about the senate covered in the blood of a goat
John: Dude my back hurts
Mike: Yeah dude thats what you get for participating in a roman phalanx
by Literly Denji March 22, 2024
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The 11th Phalanx

Mr.Leroux stuck the 11th phalanx up my vaginal cavity
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