phantom sunglasses

When you have worn your sunglasses on the top of your head for so long you think they are still there long after you have taken them off.

Person 1: *reaching on top of their head, looking confused*
Person 2: You're not wearing your sunglasses up there anymore dude.
Person 1: Another case of phantom sunglasses strikes again.

by Angylic October 23, 2012

Phan army

The strongest troop of fangirls/fanboys ever to exist

Phan- dan Howell and Phil Lester

I'd advise you not to mess with the Phan army

by Gogopuppy July 28, 2015

Phat Mood

More intense than big mood or relatable.
When something is very relatable.

Gabby fell asleep in class today, that’s a phat mood.

by CGull2K November 10, 2018

Phantom Text Syndrome

Phantom Text Syndrome, or PTS, is an acute neurological phenomenon characterized by thinking you have received a text from someone (i.e. by vibration or sound indicator) when actually nothing has occurred. Recently coined by world-renowned Psychologist Gustav Kuznetsova, PTS is now accepted by the American Psychological Association.

Guy 1: (Abruptly reaches into his pocket)

Guy 2: "Got a text, dude?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, let me just…"(Pulls phone out to see a blank screen) "Oh, wait.
Forget it. Guess I was wrong."

Guy 3: "Phantom Text Syndrome!!!"

Guy 2: "Yo, I think they got meds for that shit now."

by Chargeitup09 March 8, 2009

Phaedra

Phaedra is a very beautiful girl, who may seem cold on the outside. But if you can get close enough to her you’ll see that she is an amazing person who cares deeply about everyone in her life. She will be one of the best girlfriends you’ve ever had, Phaedra will always put your needs first and will never cheat.

“Phaedra seems like such a bitch.”

“She’s really not once you get to know her!”

by Lifeisgood1378 December 5, 2017

phantom dick

The lingering feeling of vaginal penetration a woman may experience after sex with a man. Often occurs after a man with a large penis and a woman with a tight vagina have sex.

After Jason boned me this morning, I had phantom dick for the rest of the day! I swear I could still feel him inside me!

by The Phantom Penis December 7, 2010

phallophile

A person who loves cock.

My friend Susan is such a phallophile.

by ashsky July 12, 2007