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cyber perv 

A Cyber Perv = an extremely common sexual being that lives on the internet. A Cyber Perv tends to be a pervert on internet chat room who is trying to give themselves a good time...over a computer screen? You may think that this sounds so sick it cannot exist, but indeed my friend, I am speaking the truth.

A Cyber Perv is usually a fat, no-hoper from America, seeking sexual fun out of English pre-teens with webcams. To make it even worse, he usually is about 50 years of age.

In order to find a “victim” the Cyber Perv enters an internet chat room, and simply types in “Any young girls want some fun? P2P me. MSN & CAM” In non-cyber perv language, this means. “Are there any young sluts who want to get dirty with an old geezer with MSN and a webcam?” If they get a response in P2P (this means a person to person chat, a somewhat, private way to chat on an internet chat room.) They will advance and ask them their A/S/L. (Age/Sex/Location) Young teenage girls should be warned that if they asked this question, they should simply give a quick, smart comment to knock them off their feet, hopefully this will tell him in the kindest way, to fuck right off. Examples of these smart comments are:
Not/Inter/Ested
Piss/Right/Off
OR, the best one of all…
I’m not a dirty slut for you to take advantage of…DIE CYBER PERV DIE!!!!
"I nearly just got e-raped by a cyber perv"
"AAAAH! HELP! A CYBER PERV!!!"
"That strange looking man looks like a cyber perv."
cyber perv by Becca Spears :) December 12, 2008
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Double hand wave perv curve

The act of waving with both hands by creating a groping motion, commonly to a sexually arousing woman. Also known as "The horndog double hand-wave"
Woman with large breasts: Okay, bye!
Guy 1: *Double hand wave perv curve*
Guy 2: Did you really just do that?

Art Show Perv 

Someone who goes to art shows and hits on the displays, such as sculptures of women or even men.
"Hey John, what are you doing to that sculpture!?"
"Oh he's just an art show perv."
Art Show Perv by Drew V April 1, 2008
A browser of 4chan's "Sexy Beautiful Women" (/s/) section
w00t for /s/pervs!!!!!!!!!!!
/s/perv by Jason Brandt January 13, 2008
One who seems fine and dandy at first, appearing entirely benign. But then suddenly starts sending offensive messages and posting antagonistic comments...
That E-perv has sent me messages detailing every thought he has had of me for the last six months.
E-perv by from Channel Two March 23, 2009
a Pie Perv is a person who posts or likes an immoral amount of food pictures online, and comments with things "yum" or "OMG Delicious"
James is such a pie perv, all his holiday snaps are of food...
I am such a pie pie perv, I posted 20 pictures of my sunday dinner last night
pie perv by Wendizzel October 24, 2015