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Pentaplegic

A person or condition of being disabled or rid of all apendiges and the dick
What happened to you?
They broke my arms and ate my legs and barbacued my dick like a hot dog. Im a pentaplegic
by Mc Fuggin August 2, 2011
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vallyk pena

honestly the cutest boy on tiktok
there is no word to describe how fine he is
i hear aLLLLL talk about mattia pOliBo like ew no
mattia is ugly. anyway
"Sarah": did see vallyk pena 's new tiktok
"Brittany": dUhhhh i literally live for him.

"Sarah": Yeah? Well guess what! I was there at 2 seconds wby?
"Brittany": Haha I was there at 0! Your phone is slowwww
by ilyvp October 1, 2020
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penal

For the purpose of punishing and/or containing criminals.
(You thought it meant something else, didn't you!) ;)
by BlastMaster June 18, 2003
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Pentamournest

Pent-amour -nest
Abbreviation
Male: pentam.
Female: nesty.
Greek, French, Neolithic

Five to love in order to nest

Darwin was wrong to say it's the less women, or only woman a man sees which makes a man more sexually prominent, when it's the more. A nesty sees five seperate pentam who not meet or know one another, & unless they're the father of her children not come near her home or children. Seeing 3-5 seperately, pentam are able to tell between them if she's in the same condition as last seen her. She tells if there's anything wrong with any of them by the wobble in the others. Pentamournesty makes sense of that when with a woman, a man is more attractive to other women.
A woman is either 'wifey' or 'other woman' when not seeing 3-5 & 'nesty'. A nesty needn't worry about the 'other women', so long as there are only 2-4 any man she's seeing sees besides her. The 'other woman' tend not to need to be supported. The 'wifey' is a buffer. Any male friends she & her 1 spouse have are typically his more than hers. Her dad may have told her men only want one thing, meaning sex, but that he only watched her leave home into the arms of another man, his of his own, so that the next man would continue to have what to want like one, no man ever thinks to ask her if she too thinks that the relationship that's holy is between her & what good male friend she has.
"A pentamournest woman lives next door with her children, but I never see any males who look like boyfriends over there. She tells me she's known 5 seperate men over a long time who she cares for very dearly, each who support her, who's lives each remind her of the chalk drawings Poppins jumps through."
by Zara Wurtz December 20, 2022
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pantalonaise

" Hey, baby, Want some pantalonaise on your sandwhich?'
by fartfucker February 12, 2007
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penacious

(adj.) looking like a penis

penis
Bananas are very penacious
by xshanniniix October 4, 2010
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Pantalooned

The act of being highly inebriated. On the scale of intoxication, 'Pantalooned' occurs just before becoming paralytic, where everything is hilarious.
Example 1:
Please join us tonight for a party at the local watering hole.
Drinks are on us so we expect you all to get thoroughly pantalooned

Example 2:

Jim: "You would not believe how drunk this chic was last night"
Louis: "Haha, was she white girl wasted?"
Jim: " Na, she was completely pantalooned, it was a right laugh!"
by J.R.R. Lolkin January 15, 2017
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