pentaphonic

the use of 5 sound sources in surround sound applications, e.g. 5.1

That music is so pentaphonic

by Garry Ladd June 29, 2005

Pentagon

The Pentagon is the headquarters of the United States Department of Defense, located in Arlington County, Virginia, across the Potomac River from Washington, D.C. As a symbol of the U.S. military, The Pentagon is often used metonymically to refer to the U.S. Department of Defense

I work at the Pentagon

by Game mode 0 November 28, 2016

penthin

A very thin penis that might even be confused with a pencil. This is almost the opposite of a chode. Also, like a chode a penthin is not necessarily long or short but is much longer than wide. A good rule for deciding if someone has a penthin is if their length is twice as much as their girth.

Nick's penis is so skinny, he has a penthin

by choderman October 25, 2019

pentapeptides

Fake chemical compunds that can apparently reduce wrinkles in the skin and make it look smoother, younger and healthier (i.e. a load of bullshit, or a quick substitution for some hydrochloric acid to burn those wrinkles off).

New Oil of Spewlay! With pentapeptides, it almost sounds like we made it in a lab, instead of mixing some mayonnaise up with other crap we could find.

by Spoofnet April 3, 2006

iambic pentameter

A conspiracy theory that gives English teachers a job.

Principal: You're fired.

Teacher: What for?

Principal: You don't teach anything.

Teacher: Yes I do. I'm currently teaching... I...am...err... Iambic pentameter.

Principal: Iambic what?

Teacher: It's a complex literary device. It's really important.

Principal: Oh, well then you'd better keep your job.

by Failliam Suckspeare April 22, 2010

pentiofotal

Combination of cool and horny.

She is one pentiofotal bitch.

by Rudiiii March 3, 2009

pentis

another word for penis

you want to eh, touch my pentis

by ThePoonWrangler March 14, 2010