death penalty

An "eye for an eye" method of criminal punishment in which the criminal is put to death prematurely. There are many different ways of carrying out the death penalty. The earliest were gas chambers, after that they were replaced by firing squads and the electric chair, and today the lethal injection is the most common one.

Random death penalty fact: Utah is the only state that still executes by firing squad.

by Party Pooper May 9, 2005

Penal Queef

A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.

"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

penai

One who is suspected to, or does in fact have several penises; more than one penis.

Get your penai out of her ass, she can't take more than 3 at once.

OR

You're such a penai, Bill. I wish you'd grow up....no, not that way Bill...

by Sir William Arsenpuffin April 20, 2003

Penandes

Refers to any Portugese athlete which partakes in the sport of diving in the Olympics. The Olympic judges are known to rate them higher than they actually perform.

Why is Penandes rated so highly, all he does is dive.

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

penal

For the purpose of punishing and/or containing criminals.
(You thought it meant something else, didn't you!) ;)

Examples:
Penal colony
Penal system

by BlastMaster June 18, 2003

penaptacon

A storage device such as a USB thumb drive or portable hard drive that is gifted to another individual with nude photos of the gifter. The photos are generally extreme close ups or framed specifically to showcase ones genitalia aroused or otherwise.

1. Johnathon gave Hillary a penaptacon so she has something to look at while she is over seas in iraq.

2. Mark gave his new boyfriend his favorite penaptacon in hopes he would enjoy what he saw.

by Lindsay Price December 30, 2007

penacious

(adj.) looking like a penis

penis

Bananas are very penacious

by xshanniniix October 4, 2010