patel

My last name. Formerly in India they were farmers and then tax collectors. In America they're doctors. Its the equivilent to white people and the last name Smith.

Samir Dilip Patel.

by Samir Patel May 7, 2004

Pavel

Pavel is a really hot person, with brown eyes and is Slavic and likes to climb trees. Sometimes he gets rejected by girls, and is depressed.

Damm I feel bad for Pavel

by PAVEJL_0 January 23, 2018

pamela

A person who loves playing outside having fun and her laugh is enchanting, she makes smile on people faces. This girl is trustworthy , sweetest and honest person, once you spend a day with her , you will never forget the times u had. She will always have that one guy best friends with her she will always be there for him and always give those nice words people need when they are feeling down.

Pamela the awesome person to be around

by SalntZbOi97 June 7, 2018

Patel

Patel is an Indian surname, predominantly in the state of Gujarat, India, representing a community of agriculturalists and merchants. The surname was a status name referring to village headsmen during medieval ages, and was later adopted by various communities of land owners. including the Patidars, Kolis, some Parsis and Muslims. Today, there are currently two major branches of people bearing the surname: Leuva and Kadva. The branches are distinguished mainly by geographic location and varying cultural practices. There are roughly 500,000 Patels outside India, including 150,000 in Britain and 150,000 in the US. Nearly 1 in 10 people of Indian origin in the US is a Patel.

Power of Patel

by smokey_eyes July 29, 2019

Death Panel

1. A panel of bureaucrats whose task it is to examine everyone needing medical attention and decide who gets denied healthcare. Used as propaganda to scare old, confused, ignorant people into opposing healthcare reform, despite not actually existing in the bill.

2. Something that every health insurance company employs in order to cut costs.

Conservative #1 "I heard Obama wants to set up death panels to kill every baby and old person."

Conservative #2 "Death panels?! I hate that socialist. By the way, how's the cancer treatment coming?"

Conservative #1 "Not good, my insurance company dropped me because they don't want to cover it"

Conservative #2 "Let's go scream down a senate democrat at the town hall!"

Conservative #1 "YEAH!"

by Redmage August 13, 2009

Pamela Voorhees

Serial killer and mother of Jason Voorhees who failed to actually kill Kevin Bacon before he made the movie Footloose

I really wish Pamela Voorhees didn't give birth to Billy Zane's child, Jason.

by billmaynard January 26, 2009

Patel Bomb

The hipster Indian drink of choice at nightclubs. Same as Jager Bomb but substitute Bombay gin for Jagermeister.

Dude, that Indian dude who douched himself in cologne with the popped collar Izod polo shirt was ordering the fuck out of those Patel Bombs last night.

by rajpatel December 17, 2012