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Patriotism

The act of shooting anybody that says something against steak, gasoline, and multiplayer gaming.
"Man, I hate steak, and gasoline, and multiplayer gaming!"
*Points gun*
"Show some Patriotism, or get out of my country, mother f&#$er."
by Jaerda June 1, 2016
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Patriot

Caucasian domestic terrorists and rioters of the United States fighting to preserve privilege and a false sense of supremacy.
Trump sent a seditious mob of patriots to attack the halls of Congress and overthrow our democracy
by Rencewell April 29, 2021
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patriotism

term used by rednecks and meglomaniacs presidents, often as they are stealing out freedoms out from under us, to justify without reason their foolish actions.
by bobbyw September 12, 2004
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the patriot

Having violent sex with a lady on her period and getting blood all over the place, like when William Wallace from Braveheart started killing made heads and blood was going all over the place.
That chick was on the rag so I gave her the patriot.
by crank dinger December 20, 2008
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patriotize

Giving someone an ass whooping because they doubt your skills or because you just feel like it. Applies to any situation in life and was made popular by the NE demolition of the Washington Redskins on October 28th, 2007 where they destroyed them 52-7.
The NE Patriots have patriotized many teams in the NFL and are going to patriotize many more before the season is over.
by James T. 2 November 15, 2007
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patriotism

The shit that Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, and other retarded country singers are full of. It is loving your country so much you go out of your way to piss people off with HORRIBLE music and capitalize on their emotions. Anything with 9/11 in it these days is bowed to.
by Josh September 11, 2004
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Patriots

The greatest team in NFL history. About to complete the first 19 game undefeated season. Set records for; most points scored in a season, most touchdowns in a season, largest point diiferential in a season, most touchdown passes in a season and most touchdown receptions in a season. Enroute to their 4th NFL Championship vanquished, Dallas, Indianapolis, Pittsburg, San Diego, Jacksonville, NY Giants, Washington all of which were playoff teams.
19-0 is all that need be said about the 2007 New England Patriots.
by McCluskey January 27, 2008
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