When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.
by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011
Get the Haunted Pastmug. 1. Noun. A slurry mixture of loose fecal material and sweat that often resides in the upper region of the butt crack.
1. She complained to Jim about constantly having to clean the butt paste off the toilet seat before she could use it.
2. Jim was in a hurry to make his meeting, so his incomplete ass-wiping resulted in a desposit of butt paste in the upper cleft of his derriere.
2. Jim was in a hurry to make his meeting, so his incomplete ass-wiping resulted in a desposit of butt paste in the upper cleft of his derriere.
by Zen master Tave February 14, 2009
Get the butt pastemug. think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.
by jim May 7, 2005
Get the ass pastemug. by bloof July 12, 2004
Get the protein pastemug. White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.
see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, root juice, seed, semen, sperm, spunk, and splooge.
see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, root juice, seed, semen, sperm, spunk, and splooge.
Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough cock paste in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my cock paste.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my cock paste.
by Monkey Boy February 19, 2004
Get the cock pastemug. by nigpaste August 11, 2008
Get the nigga pastemug. That nasty,sticky gunk that builds up in an unkempt butt crack and adheres to one's underwear causing them to stick in said crevice.
by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011
Get the wedgie pastemug.