palang

A SLANG WORD IN PERSIAN ABOUT GIRL SOMETIMES WITH KHAZ STYLE, BLONDE HAIR, COLORFUL EYES AND A LOT OF SURGICAL OPERATION

VAY VAY CHE PALANGI, MO HAYLIETE CHESHM RANGI

by Beh hahaha August 16, 2018

Parannoy

Origin: This is my own mash-up of the two words "paranoid" and "annoy", which I use all the time in my mental health job.

PAR*AN*NOY
\ˈper-ə-ˈnȯi\
--Verb
1.) To cause fearful distrust of others or a sense of threatened safety, which may be delusional, irrational, or just out of proportion to the situation. (i.e. paranoia)
2.) To rouse excessive suspicion.

--Related forms
-Parannoy
-Parannoys
-Parannoyed
-Parannoying

After someone returns from a war, many seemingly 'normal' daily things tend to PARANNOY that person.

Let's look at an example of Chuck the combat vet, and his buddy Josh, who unintentionally PARANNOYS him all the time.

(Chuck jumps, gun poised, as Josh stops by with beer.)
Josh: "Dude, chill, it's just me! I think the Iraq war really PARANNOYED you!"

Chuck: "Yeah, man, since I've been back, it's extremely PARANNOYING whenever someone just shows up unexpectedly like that."

(Josh drops the 6 pack on the floor. (*Loud Crash*)
Chuck: "For F's sake! Will you stop PARANNOYING me?!!"

by beautifulmutant July 7, 2010

Paranoid period

When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.

I'm on my paranoid period today.

by Ellie b May 10, 2014

Paranoid lesbian theory

For men, The fear that the girl you like will turn out to be gay.

“Man I really like Jessica, but I’ve got a paranoid lesbian theory”

by Jlo13 March 18, 2018

paranoid space

A place where paranoid and oversensitive people go to feel safe from imaginary problems.

The newest paranoid space is opened to the public.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg March 31, 2019

Palantine Bridge, Ny

Is Canajoharie, Ny’s neph-son. It is a place of crabby old people, Price Chopper, and drug addicts.

Let’s not go to Palantine Bridge, Ny, this town sucks!!!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

pothole paranoia

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.

Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.

by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014