Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

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parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

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Max, that little annoying parasite

An annoying parasite which feeds of people and annoys everyone it comes to contact with.

Bob: "Oh God , Max, that little annoying parasite messaged me again."
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"

by Max the parasite July 5, 2020

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Sweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai

emotionally abuive child preying swine that were determined to be used as trauma healing center flesh for Danial The desTRY3D

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Sweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai

by deathbringer destroyer of w04l May 31, 2023

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