Adjective
1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".
2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".
2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"
Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"
Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"
Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."
2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"
Person 1: "Nice!"
Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"
Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"
Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."
2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"
Person 1: "Nice!"
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Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
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