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whole package 

person possessing excellent qualities
Surber is one bad mamma jamma he is the whole package.
whole package by Teaspoon August 28, 2006

lady package 

A woman's genitalia visible through tight clothing, especially when its bulge resembles that of a penis.
You can see her lady package when she wears those tight yoga pants.

Drop a Care Package 

(V) To have to go to the bathroom. Normally going #2.
"Hey man, I gotta go drop a care package. Do you know where the bathroom is?" - HHH

submitting my package 

Though used primarily in the academic and government setting to describe the process of assembling required documents and forms to apply for certain positions, this term was originally coined as a more euphemistic means to describe sexual congress.
"If time allows later this evening I'll be submitting my package to Jodie."

hold my package no meat 

Linda hold my package no meat

Shitbag Dad Package 

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.
Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.