Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"
Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."
Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."
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Get the Take the bread out of the oven mug.The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage
My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven
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On our camping trip, Joe Bob gave me a dutch oven by farting into my sleeping bag and zipping me up in it. I survived to tell the story.
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