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Once I sat on an orange

Used to describe the moment when you met an amazing woman in an unexpected place.

The origins of the term are unknown, but historians suspect it goes all the way back to ancient Greece where once Plato sat on an orange while fantasizing about Aphrodite. It has been a corner stone of the Greek language ever since.
Omer recanted to his friends: Wow after I sent her that message Friday before last I immediatly knew that Once I sat on an orange.
by Achanos April 29, 2019
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oone

A very hot girl who gets all the guys and smells really good. Every guy is into her and is a simp for her. Sometimes even girls get attracted to her. She can be cute, bad, classy and cool. She has a really nice personality and takes wise desitions. She is amazing in bed.
the new girl in our school is a total oone, let's introduce her to our friend group.
by kerengeorge June 28, 2020
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Once upon a time

Once upon a time someone explained that people who say once upon a time are stupid as saying once upon a time is like saying once on a time and it is impossible to put anything on time saying once upon a time is also a waste of time just like this stupid sentence as you could just say once.
Person 1: Once upon a time...
Person 2: SHUDDUP
by weirdity February 2, 2021
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Buy Once Cry Once

To begrudgingly spend money on an item of higher quality or containing more features to prevent yourself from having to buy something else in the future to enhance or replace your original purchase.
"I could buy this cheap gaming computer, or spend a bit more money to buy the one that is more future-proof. Buy once cry once! "
by CaptainKnotts February 1, 2023
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oya once

From the streets of Wellesley comes “oya once” There are a lot of Mennonites to throw once at the end of everything they say. This term can be used as a solid converation starter saying "oya oya" all the chicks dig it too.
"Oya oya"
"marry me!"

"hay, did you hear about how awsome Grade 11 comm tech is?"
"oya once"
by C-Lub Ndawg January 5, 2005
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Tyrone Fourty-ounce

What Sarah Palin would call the hard working, middle class African American male.
Man, I went to a NAACP meeting where Sarah Palin spoke and she called all the dudes "Tyrone Fourty-ounces".
by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009
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Once-A-Meeting

An annoying gathering of people for an hour or more once every pre-defined interval of time (ex: once a day). Once-A-Meetings could easily be circumvented by a simple phone call or e-mail but are instead used to validate a project managers position within the company.
I was unable to get any work done because I was in once-a-meetings all day.

The project manager complained about the five back-to-back once-a-meetings he had as if he wasn't responsible for them.
by AnonymousDilbert March 15, 2007
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