Whac-A-Pole

Another term used to describe the act of spanking one's monkey. Can be used in place of masturbating, jacking off, beating the meat, slapping the salami, choking the chicken, so on and so forth.

Friend #1: "Man, I haven't seen Steve in a long time."

Friend #2: "Neither have I..."

Friend #1: "I wonder what he's been up to?"

Friend #2: "Oh, probably just playing a continual game of Whac-A-Pole."

by B-2-tha-G August 01, 2013

pole in the hole

To stick your man member in any orafice, male or female.

Phong: Hey Bill, I heard you played pole in the hole with Stephanie last night.
Bill: Damn right !

by hawke4me April 11, 2015

pole position

first car to arrive to a red light (sarcastic)

Driver exclaimed, "F@!#, pole position again!", as he caught the fifth red light in a row.

by James_Hunt February 14, 2008

pole duster

A homosexual mans mustache

Check out that dudes pole duster! What a queer.

by Insight May 11, 2005

pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

by Laird December 08, 2003

fishing pole

A gun or fire arm. Used for illegal acts of violence involving shooting.

I need a new fishing pole mine is dirty

by looneyx May 18, 2008

pole-jocking

Adjective. To attain favor from someone by being overly gracious. A typical application would be to achieve favor with a celebrity, usually a music artist, to gain a job or be associated with them. See also Brown Nosin'.

that's a real good way to look at it thugnificent but i aint pole-jocking or anything. Boondocks (2007 season 2. The story of thugnificent)

by Jody Mayfield November 26, 2007