jimmy-wax

For a woman to perform upon a man. The jimmy being his penis, and the process of waxing being the act of fellatio.

I'll loose weight when I feel like it, bitch! You think you so slick you blasphemous, dope-fiend bitch! I got my jimmy-waxed seven times last week!

by El Chango May 29, 2006

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sac waxing

the male version of a bikini wax, the act of having one's ball sack waxed and dehaired

Ray felt so smooth and silky after his weekly sac waxing that he had to run home and beat off.

by shiny balls April 23, 2003

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Wax the Curb

Whilst sprinting in the nude, one must leap spread eagle and land ass-hole first on the corner of any angular object and then continue to slide forward.

Jack took one look at his mom's bureau and decided to wax the curb.

by Bulbous Jack H October 11, 2009

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Chewing the Wax

When one performs oral on a male while he wears a condom, either to avoid a mouthful of cum or to avoid catching STDs.

I was nervous about giving Eric a blowjob, but chewing the wax ensured I didn't get his syphilis-filled semen in my mouth.

by urbanSocrates January 12, 2018

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stool wax

The semen that is produced when ever one masturbates on a stool.

Friend 1: Did you hear Alex wacked off on his stool last night
Friend 2: Gross!

Friend 1: Yeah he told me he produced a lot of stool wax
Friend 2:*pukes*
Friend 1:*also pukes*

by Hayessm4 March 17, 2018

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