ooblong

Long and skinny

I have very ooblong feet. Not to be confused with oblong because that doesn’t make sense.

by Touchofthetism October 11, 2023

Obloing

The male genitals

MY TREACHEROUS OBLOING IN BIO, OBSERVE IT NOW!

by duckadamscatcandanceveryamazin March 30, 2024

oolong

When your partner wakes up in the middle of the night, catches a glimpse of your junk, and gasps “oo long!" And then proceeds to arouse and initiate sex with your sleeping body.

Homie # 1: Yo braddah! I hooked up with a witch last night!
Homie # 2: Whaaa...she hex you or sumthin'?
Homie # 1: Nahhh...she oolonged me! I woke up nuttin' on her face!
Homie # 2: You lucky bastard...

by jhāna June 2, 2025

Ooblongtonger

The Ooblongtonger is a very popular dance amongst the kids of today's society. The dance mimicks the motion of pulling the pull cord of a lawnmower around the area of your genitals in a curved motion away from your body. The Ooblongtonger originated in the small town of Chaginkastan Alberta, where it gained recognition off of Grindr.

"Woah dude! Look at that man Ooblongtonging!!!"

"Im hitting the Ooblongtonger!"

by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust October 21, 2025

Oblangle

A rectangle, where the width is greater than the height.

"I need a 3mm Stainless steel Oblangle at 300 x 400mm, please." - x = 400 , y = 300.

by Binary Triplet December 12, 2025

operation oxlong

operation oxlong was pulled off to get all its followers 4x dezz. carried out by boss man alec, right hand man, left hand man, middle hand man dean, scope the pope, desi, kimberley, drilla ai, the N9 tribunal, neeeeeky nelllllson, shein abein, olive jinji, battering ram, skepta, JME, kanye west, konua, kanye east, tina, mr yepps, the ngx guy, lester crest, the huzz tribunal, huzz final boss, brinaldinual, favian wohivch, linda keating, nazhan, jeramiah wattage and bitcoin bank

operation oxlong is the next big thing

by funnydoodle1 July 25, 2025