ordinances

Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

"Mah ordinance iz kool!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

ordinary white man

A man/boy who is white and had a normal life and has a good bit of money and is also a super hero. He can buy anything, and he can scam people and is also a 4chan hacker.

"WOW! look at that ordinary white man fight an ugly bastard."

by r4tboy June 7, 2018

ocding

the act of exhibiting OCD like symptoms to a certain subject or action

"i am totally ocding your manuscript right now. I could spot a grammar mistake from a mile away."

by Blawkbuilder March 15, 2013

Odin

A shit dad who couldn't raise his three children right and also could visibly tell who the favorite child was.

(Also Loki approves of this definition)

Me: Hela, Loki, and Thor could have been THAT trio if Odin wasn't a shit dad.

by Vormir's Death Music October 13, 2019

My Ordinary Life

One of the best songs in existence, written by The Living Tombstone. It has a techy beat and it's very fun to listen to if you want to dance or something idk I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life or something shut up stop judging me I CAN FEEL YOU JUDGING ME BE QUIET I'M SERIOUS STOP

Person 1: I like the song "My Ordinary Life!"
Me: SHUT UP WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP I LIKE THAT SONG TOO WILL YOU QUIT JUDGING ME

by Agender_Pan_Bakugo_Simp May 15, 2022

ondine

the left nipple of an obese man between the ages of 56 and 71.

guy: wanna see my ondine?
girl: ew, man, you are too old.

by Joe Hallforbestelly January 21, 2008

odins_warrior

Pissed up cunt from Staffordshire, England. He seeks sexual gratification from a willing partner of ambivalent sexuality.

The name "odins_warrior" is derived from the latin "hornicus aryanipidese"

odins_warrior needs sex

by Azathoth April 9, 2005