The kids are so retarded that they think vaping e-cigarettes is getting high, and half the school reads at a 2nd-grade level. Half of the kids are related to each other because they are all inbred. The teachers are actually pretty decent, but how successful can they be when they are teaching circus animals? Drama, rednecks, retards, and broken dreams are all you will find here.
You find a little kid wearing camo, hitting a vape, talking shit on Instagram in a hospital bathroom - while his mom is on life support from an oxycodone overdose. You ask him where he is from. “Post Oak Middle school”
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